Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

women!!!!

i wanted to take a moment to talk about women and why guys always says this is my better half that is simply because they are women are something special when i woke this morning and i looked into sam's eyes i dropped deep into thought how truly lucky i am to have her and how so many guy's out there are the same way when they wake up to their significant other some might say women are a pain when the real truth is they are a privalige not something to be ever took for granted i will finish what i am saying i am say that every morning i wake up feeling how amazing it is to have SAM in my life she is so completely amazing it is a privalge to have her in my life it is a privalge to be able to meet her family sister dad and mom there are the people closest to her in her life and how they feel is the most important to me i will conclude saying thank you to sam for making my life wonderful and making me the most luckiest guy in the usa and that i only pray and hope that i can earn the respect and have the respect of her parents because how they feel about me is so very important i find myself working exra hard trying be the best guy i can be for me and if i fail i will work double time to make her happy so to all women out there u are very special and i am so very happy that sam is in my life god bless to you all

Monday, January 17, 2011

hanging out!!

to all my friends dont be fake i would love to know that we both catch up on things if you arent too busy check out Jeff Journal and check out whats new with me coming soon Jeff's Journal episode 15 moving the van and if u are just plain bored and want to relax tune into Storm Radio hit me up for a request love to have my friends back as listeners

Friday, October 22, 2010

the weaker sex

the better half why is that they say that is because women are the smarter of the sex think about it why is there not a woman president is it because afraid she might become pregnant well USA needs to stop being predigest against women because people like martin Luther king Jr and Rosa parks are just a bunch of people USA needs to stop the predigest so i will say this right now for everyone to know sam is smarter and i am dumber why i say this is because guys are forgetful and otherwise unsmart and men are the stronger sex so when u hear this is my better half it is him saying she is the brains and i am unfortunately not!!!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

time to rock on

a simply message to my favorite band hope to hear it soon!!!
a special Jeff's Journal time to rock on

Monday, September 20, 2010

hate flu shots!!!

today sucks shit had to get a dam flu shot i hate it sucks and last night was simply amazing moment in my life never had it so good i will leave as i am really sore from my shot ???

Sunday, May 30, 2010

blah blah blah

hey hey hey blah blah blah what the fuck is with memoriol day is it really about all those veteraon out there that passed on fuck no its about getting drunk and being fuckin lazy why aint all these fuckers working just because it dead veteraons day doesnt stop people from working as for a safe memorial day ya right as long as there is booze and bullshit hey lazy fucks go back to work and if fuckin america would stop being lazy fucks there wouldnt be wars where all innocent people have to fight the president's battles for him what the fuck is with president osama of is it bin laden where the fuck did this asshole come from how the fuck we know what the fuck has he done nothing stupid asshole i am done as i have to take a shit and wipe my obama!!!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

god dam fuckin stores!!!!

what the fuck is up with gas stations closing before 1200 am on a weekend i have to go all over town to get some stuff and what the fuck is up with these dam gas stations its a fucking weekend Ur telling me u can go out and get drunk until 230 am but u cant get fucking gas why is that it is fucking stupid i went to family fresh there were OK just didn't have what i was looking for then i went to freedom what a fuckin joke i got there 2 minutes early and they were acting stupid tell me they are closed but there door is unlocked ya fuckin right then i went to super America nothing convenient about that stupid piece of shit then i went to cenex what a shit hole then i went all the way out of town to kwik trip i admit great clientele and get service it is so great to see a station that is actually open these fucking store are a fuckin joke but i will say when bp is open they do have good people but still shit holes i am outta here i am suck of all these businesses shit oh fuck i am outta here i have to take a shit since the fuckin stores gives me the runs!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

dam

one thing i do like about this blogger is that you can get out your frustrations and if any of fuck wads dont like it then ur not good friends because life is shit when u live in a country that screws people i mean look at the bills people get its an arm and leg and why do people play that fuckin farmville is your life that fucked that u sit and play with shit hole crops go out and get some fucking sun and how about my band i admit i think the world of all them great performance but whats with the same song low low low low low if those women go any lower their back will go out because they find out the cant get back up which makes me sad and whats with that fuckin hairball i admit they are great performers but they are just to wild what kind of casino is the saint croix casino are the really classy or just that stupid i admit they do great on getting some bands playin on the weekends great job there but i dont think hairball is classy what is more better to the saint croix casino making money or trashing up a business with whiskey bottles and condoms yes i said condoms because that is how it is i am going to put on the next few post songs just to let my band know there is other songs then low low low or swing swing swing i am just sayin i want to see that glamorous band i seen 5 years ago well i am going to let u all think about it as i am getting ready to shit

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

dont like it dont read

hello everyone i have just a few things to say when i write on these blogs i let out my feeling if u are a true friend u will understand what i am say there is so many things that piss me off first off is companies and landlords first off its 80 degrees and no dam air conditioner and second is companies that have shitty service i am the first one to admit when i get great service but lets face it when u don't there should be no shit but let get it out right now this is the good ol USA which is a world where people screw u at every turn well thing change even people all the ingrates that think the like something but don't what asshole yes i am talking about Michael Paul and the Capone all stars when i hear they want something different i know u cant cheat on your wives but u can cheat at being true to a band that play every kind of music i guess he just aint good enough for those dam Indians well that dam casino is going to hell i mean look it it looks like a whore house i have nothing against the bands that plays there i think they are great performers but what the hell with hairball has they down graded that much to make people pay 10 dollars to watch a band drinking on stage and screwing in the backroom but i guess that is what the saint croix casino has been reduced to get a break but i guess i am a guy that enjoys good music and not some slut show which is what they have ok i am really pissed off now i just want to finish by saying hi to jeep AL peter Pete Steve Michael and not to forget dusty Britta sirri and toggo these are all the people that played and entertained me for the last 5 years and they are very talented people and thank you to all of you i really think the world of you!!!

blah blah blah

hey all you limp losers ya i am here as you see its been a long night but what a night it is nothing like loving sam its like holding a special flower the more love u spend with her the better it gets well i am going to go take care all you suicide victims

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

what the hell!!!

what the hell is going on i admit i love to hear my band but what is with the songs low and swing good grief and what the hell that big huge guy dusty singing Celina Dion my god its like ac/dc singing Michael Bolton music what happened to the song i loved before what happened to rock steady rocky mountain way or even what about these song u do for fun why sing a song that can do it would be great to hear you play them something new is great but don't forget about the real people that come to enjoy watching you play music and not just sit and go blah blah blah OK i have to go and puke!!!

Monday, May 17, 2010

long freakin day!!!

cheers to all the freaks geeks suicide victims and sluts but lets face it u are all freakin whores all you do i play that acid takin farmville and then go out and screw goats after u are done with that shit so lets face it the reason why i say what i do is because u need to get a real life i just say how i feel if u cant handle it get over it

pain and punishment

in the last few day things have been good a few thing could make it better first of i stop seeing all these dam sluts good freakin god get some dam clothes on please help i am tired of the dam sluts then i am in the hardest prison there is i know it will break me as i cant handle not kissing and holding samantha well that is enough before i really get pissed off

Friday, May 7, 2010

welcome to the 80"s

hey all you groovy people welcome to the 80's in these blogs there will swearing yelling and all that shit but lets be honest when i put up with people's shit i dont really am going to be Mary fucking Poppins so welcome the groovy 80's hopefully there will be a lot of cool blogs but if there aren't and u don't like it then dont fucking read it i am good friends with a lot of you people but come on what the fuck is so great about farm fucking ville its fucked up crops is your piss poor life so fucked up that u wake up at 2 am to water so stupid ass crops get a fucking clue its not real just do yourself stop don't be a suicide victim its fucking bad next thing u know u will need Vaseline to sooth your asses from being stuck to the fucking chair because you shit your pants because u were afraid your corn oats or even those fake eggs u have would die oh fuck it i am done talking just wanted u all to know i hope u do read these as i am just letting u know whats on my mind take care u all artificial corn fuckers!!!



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dam rain

today is dam raining those dam mud ducks but there are two things i hate in this world well 3 one is that dam fucking farmville second is dam mud ducks and there shit about needing rain and last but not least old people who think just because they have to use depends thinks they can walk right into people yesterday i went to mud duck ville usa dam minnesota i was shopping and these dam people running into people and whats with the place i am at i swear charles ingalls get a better running toliet i guess old people must wipe there ass with tree leaves fucking crazy until next time fuck wads!!!!!


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